Limited Edition Passion Assassin 3.0 Only in the relatively recent past did pink acquire its feminine connotations. It wasn’t until Freud’s theories about sexuality and childhood, that pink started to take hold as the color for baby girls. By the 1950s, pink = femininity. 2021, Lorenzo says “It’s pink and black, not much more punk rock than that!!!” Not sure we can even say any of this anymore without getting cancelled, but heck we’re not going to start calling everyone “they” -we’re BUG-A-SALT. Order your LIMITED EDITION politically incorrect, pink blaster today before they sell out! Includes 1-year warranty with proof of purchase, limited 2-year warranty. The BUG-A-SALT 3.0 is specifically tailored to the needs of the more serious fly hunter. Custom improvements such as Cross-Bolt Safety, trigger redesign, and Patridge Sight (not to be confused with the bird; the sight is named after the famous rifleman Patridge) are guaranteed to turn grown men into little kids again. Join over 6 million humans on planet Earth and turn annoyance into fun! Non-toxic and no batteries required. We are very proud of this new, lethal edition to our family. However, we must warn that instead of leaving flies whole for easy cleanup, it may splatter them. Lorenzo also assures the 3.0 model greatly increases odds for in-flight take down.
